Little Verbal Gems

Sometimes I forget what its like living with certain people, and how they can make me laugh without even really trying.

I went out to the living room to get iced tea from the kitchen, and Raven was poking Shadow. He turned to her and said "I'm going to get you." "You're going to what?"
"I'm going to get you when you least unexpect it."
 *silence*
 "...um. Shadow. Does that mean she's going to always expect it?"