Soley for the sake of humor.

Democratic Anthem - by Beth Kidwell

(To the tune [chrous] of 'Mercedes Benz')

Oh lord won't you buy me some Jose Cuervo
Bush got reelected, his wife is a ho
I need a new country to which I can go
So lord won't you buy me some Jose Cuervo

Oh lord won't you buy me some whiskey and rye
Bush got four more years and I don't know why
When I found out, thought I would cry
So lord won't you buy me some whiskey and rye

Oh lord won't you buy me some extra dry gin
That man is such a dumbass, how could he win?
Some people are happy, oh where have they been?
So lord won't you buy me some extra dry gin

*bows and walks out*