THE APOCOLYPSE IS COMING!
Aug. 30th, 2004 06:04 pmNo not really, but I'm pretty sure this is a sign that something very distructive is coming.
I, the girl who swore up and down for many, many, many, MANY years, even while exposed to a never ending supply of it while working at Sykes, that she would never EVER not if her life depended on it like any form or subsidary of Moutain Dew...have been tainted, cursed even. I've been drowned in the never ending forms of this evil, vile drink that have been released since the onslaught of Code Red and Live Wire, and, as those devlish, souless corperation bigwigs have predicted...I succumed. I dared myself to try a new kind and now I belive that I am in love, the worst kind of forbidden love that my kind of Mountain Dew-hating people can possibly forbid.
Damn you, Baja Blast. Damn you.
I, the girl who swore up and down for many, many, many, MANY years, even while exposed to a never ending supply of it while working at Sykes, that she would never EVER not if her life depended on it like any form or subsidary of Moutain Dew...have been tainted, cursed even. I've been drowned in the never ending forms of this evil, vile drink that have been released since the onslaught of Code Red and Live Wire, and, as those devlish, souless corperation bigwigs have predicted...I succumed. I dared myself to try a new kind and now I belive that I am in love, the worst kind of forbidden love that my kind of Mountain Dew-hating people can possibly forbid.
Damn you, Baja Blast. Damn you.