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So apparently, I'm dead.




No, seriously.
I get on AIM this morning with my foster-adopted sister from KFalls (who's now in Seattle and is coming to visit at the end of the month), and she asks me if I'm dead. I figure she was just asking if I was dead tired or something, but then she proceeds to tell me more...

PWilliamsANS: someone you used to know back in klamath told my parents that you'd died just recently
PWilliamsANS: like ... maybe 2 weeks ago
PWilliamsANS: :-(
Chiroay Toraah: XD
Chiroay Toraah: What the fuck?
Chiroay Toraah: Who the hell told them THAT?!
PWilliamsANS: I think mom said..  andrea?  did we know an andrea?
Chiroay Toraah: Angel.
Chiroay Toraah: But...
PWilliamsANS: an andrea who would tell people you're dead?
Chiroay Toraah: I'm on her myspace
PWilliamsANS: angel?  hmm
PWilliamsANS: maybe...  amanda?
Chiroay Toraah: Well unless it was my sister Andrea?
PWilliamsANS: it was something with an A
Chiroay Toraah: Maybe Amanda.
PWilliamsANS: but..  why would any of them say such a thing
Chiroay Toraah: I could see her saying stupid shit like that
PWilliamsANS: yeah, someone with an A name was at my parent's house
PWilliamsANS: and you got mentioned, and she's like "Yeah, didn't you know?  Jeni died a few days ago"
PWilliamsANS: cause I was talking to mom last week sometime
PWilliamsANS: and mentioned I was going to visit you
Chiroay Toraah: I wondered if Amanda's trying to randomly start shit again...
PWilliamsANS: and she's like  "Someone mentioned that Jeni had died?"
Chiroay Toraah: I am so confused. I wanna know who the hell said this. XD Its crazy!
PWilliamsANS: and I'm all "What the hell?  I'm chatting with her on AIM right now...  if this isn't Jeni, then their the best jeni-impersonator I've ever met
PWilliamsANS: I'll call mom after work today and ask
Chiroay Toraah: Do that.
Chiroay Toraah: I need answers!
PWilliamsANS: definately
Chiroay Toraah: CAUSE I'M NOT DEAD. D:
PWilliamsANS: I can't imagine why ANYone would say that
PWilliamsANS: D:
Chiroay Toraah: Well...
PWilliamsANS: you don't chat like a dead person to me
PWilliamsANS: but...  even if she's trying to start something
Chiroay Toraah: I can imagine a few reasons Amanda would, but good lord...its been years. Why the hell would she do things like that NOW?!
PWilliamsANS: why would she tell my MOTHER that!
Chiroay Toraah: Well because I have no relatives left in KFalls, you guys were the closest thing I had to family.
PWilliamsANS: that's true...  but still
PWilliamsANS: it's easy to verify that's not the case
Chiroay Toraah: Yeah.
Chiroay Toraah: Who freaking knows.
PWilliamsANS: if mom really starts to worry, I'll give her your cell phone, and she can call and check
Chiroay Toraah: I mean, there could be some miscommunication, but I don't see how "my mom died two years ago" can turn in to "I died two days ago"
Chiroay Toraah: That's fine.
PWilliamsANS: no kidding
PWilliamsANS: that's some serious mistakes there
Chiroay Toraah: Yeah
Chiroay Toraah: I've had some crazy rumors started about me, but this is the best by far.
Chiroay Toraah: I can't top being dead.

So...I'm dead.
Cool, does that mean I can be a zombie now? XD

Koto's gonna talk to her mom and try to figure out who it was, and I'm going to die if it was Amanda.
(BTW, Moonlight, I'm not talking about you. XD I'm talking about the other Amanda, the one from highschool. Don't want to cause any MORE confusion there.)

I should go poke my skin with a knife down, just to make sure I still bleed. XD

FMA Fan fiction: In the City Part 2

Same stuff as before, only now with more modern goodness and Jeni freaking out! 8D

Name: In the City, Part 2
Fandom: FMA
Genre: AU, Self insertion, First person narration, drama, humor, suspense
Rating: PG13
Parings: None
Additional notes: A lot of this comes from a strange history I have with a little game called Chrono Cross and my over all view of paranormal activity in general. So there's going to be some parts where the narrator starts rambling on about some paranormal babble. I'm going to try not to go into it TOO much, but if anyone doesn't get anything, they can ask me. I already know how little I can make sense sometimes.

( In the City, Part 2 )